I think I'm the ass.
apepeeling: Once upon a time, there was a donkey that live next to a well. It gnawed on the grass around the pit and when it gets thirsty, it would drink from a bucket to quench its thirst. Every day, it would mindlessly draw with a pulley buckets of water from the well. One day, it began to question its reasons for drawing up this bucket. It even began to wonder why this well was built here and who first installed the pulley and bucket. It all seemed too convenient to be placed here just for the donkey. There must be a deeper, more profound reason underlying their existence. So the donkey laid on its tummy, gnawing obsessively at turfs of weed to figure this puzzle out. It thought so hard, but it couldn't come to a revelation. Finally it decided that the truth must be inside this dark and mysterious well itself. So it leaned over the edge and stuck its head inside the well. Once inside, it could hear this lovely euphonic dripping sound, but its big head had blocked out the light from the well so it couldn't see where this sound came form. "Thar must lie the reasons for my daily drawing of water buckets." So it leaned farther and farther down, until it accidently loss its foothold and fell down the well.
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